Umpires tend to be fat, slow, unappealing, and most of all, wrong, to the common observer. Generally, I appreciate what umpires do and I recognize their job is a lot harder than it looks and it's thankless in that it's a lose-lose situation. The way sports are designed, plays can be left up to interpretation and everybody makes mistakes, sometimes in bigger spots than others, so fans will always be upset. Not just some fans; all fans.
I get that, and as a result, I don't often take it to heart when umpires are marginally off sometimes.
That said, I'm more concerned, Joe West, during one of what appears to be many frequent eating binges, might have eaten his brain by accident.
West looks like a Teletubby and constantly appears sad in nature, so I don't want to be too harsh on him because I'd prefer he not eat my house, too.
But I'm sorry to say he was way off base to complain like a little baby about the length of Red Sox and Yankees games last night.
Some of the highlights:
"They're the two clubs that don't try to pick up the pace," said West,
the chief of the umpiring crew working the three-game series, according
to the report. "They're two of the best teams in baseball. Why are they
playing the slowest?"
"It's pathetic and embarrassing. They take too long to play"
"All of baseball looks to these two clubs to pick up the pace," West
said, according to the report. "[Hernandez] did everything he could.
The players aren't working with us."
Here's the thing. Joe West is a freaken veteran umpire of Major League Baseball. Hired and employed by MLB, and he gets honored with the best games as a result of being fat and behind a plate for so long.
So when he says things like this, I don't understand how he went from a guy on the "In" with years and years of experience, to a seven-year-old with ADHD who likes Lacrosse because you get to hit the other player without as much padding as football.
Sorry Joe, but baseball is not a contact sport. It's not a sport with a clock, and it has no timetable. That's sort of the whole basis of its entire existence. Coincidentally, the Yankees discovered in the mid 90's that not swinging at garbage pitches, not giving away at-bats and getting on base lots and lots of times, tends to lead to more runs than "speeding up the game because the fat guy wants to go home earlier". Eventually, a smart guy like Theo Epstein, caught onto this approach. In fact, you'll probably notice a team like the Angels used to play the "Joe West way", and then last year they made an adjustment and somehow returned to the ALCS for the first time since 2005 and touted the second best offense in baseball.
It's magic.
Two of the best teams in baseball. Why are they playing the slowest? Really? That's like eating a delicious cheeseburger and then proclaiming" I love Cheeseburgers, why is this one so delicious!?".
These two teams are two of the best in baseball for a lot of reasons. A very large one is they practice patience on offense. It's much like having a running game in football. Running plays aren't as sexy, but I'll be damned if you win an NFL game without them. Luckily for the NFL, that speeds up the game rather than slows it down. It's like having timeouts in basketball too. Why isn't Joe West complaining about free throws and team huddles? Oh right, because he doesn't have to be tortured with enormous pay checks being front and center for some of the best entertainment in America for free.
It's pathetic and embarrassing? Really? Umping two teams who won a combined 198 games last season and who have four world championships in the last 10 years is pathetic and embarrassing to you? Maybe every team should be that pathetic and embarrassing. Maybe every team should visit the mound that often to review strategy, the major backbone of baseball, and then maybe "magic" will happen for them too. They take too long to play, he says.
Too long to play in a sport with no clock. That's a new one on me.
Listen, I get that America's landscape has changed. I understand people want things to happen immediately, desire instant gratification and with later start times games can end way past the comfort times of the working class (trust me, I have to report to work by 7AM, I get it.)
But people who crave brute force, constant contact and hate to experience psychology in sports will never like baseball. It will never be their thing. Baseball is for the intelligent sports fan who can see what's happening without actually having to see a visual of it. Baseball is 99% anticipation, I just never thought a guy working a major part of the sport would fail to understand such a simple concept.
In football, you see all sorts of pretty plays, big muscles and hits, and tackles, and dances, and yet it's 11 minutes of action. Most of it is huddles and half times and resets and changing sides of the field. With the exception of warming up between innings, baseball literally has something taking place at every second if you look for it. Joe West is too busy feeling like two of the "best teams" are pathetic to see that for himself.
The players aren't working for you? You're right, wanting to win, willing to put in overtime and busting their ass 18 times a year at their jobs for the sake of TV ratings and the sport's existence is being selfish and unwilling to work with the fat umpire who is taking orders from a complete idiot for a commissioner. Try implementing instant replay to speed up the games (so there is less confrontation and complaining), or hiring umpires capable of making calls more accurately, or, I don't know, not giving three years between playoff games, or cut down on times a pitcher glares in for 63 seconds before throwing a pitch.
I actually was in complete support of Angel Hernandez not granting time out last night. When pitcher's catch on and start getting free strikes out of the deal, that will speed up games. As will actually enforcing rules already in place, such as calling balls if the pitcher takes too long (I'm looking at you Betancourt). That will speed up a game.
But complaining because two of the best have a strategy and approach and utilize it in high risk games against each other? You're missing the point. You're embarrassing. You're pathetic.
Who ever thought this would lead me to nodding in agreement with Jonathan Papelbon on an issue?
"If you don't want to be there, don't be there. Go home. Why are you
complaining. I'm not going to sit somewhere I don't want to be. If you
go to a movie or any entertainment event and you like it, you're going
to stay and watch and you're not going to want it to end. If you don't,
then you won't. Why is it such a big deal?"
There's a reason he's a closer.
Case closed.
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